Always check your surroundings.
always reblog “good guy satan” meme
chill ass bitch
Good Guy Lucifer is my favorite.
I know who will appreciate this.
my three favorite villians~
Katz is dead on.
Rebecca Black reacts to “Friday”.
I just can’t not reblog this over and over again because her reaction to her video are fantastic :D
Rebecca Black is actually a really adorable individual.
I swear to God this post is about Nukey
OMG thank you.
In 1492, Christopher Columbus sailed the Mayflower across the Atlantic Ocean and landed at Plymouth Rock. It was a mighty rock that inspired awe and wonder. It was the best rock they had ever seen. I mean, this was a mind blowing rock. If you were a rock and you saw this rock, you would feel inadequate and probably get really drunk. So when they saw this amazing rock, Columbus and the other pilgrims knew they had found their new land.
They were escaping the religious tyranny of Great Britain. The Church of England believed Jesus to have a long floofy beard, whereas the puritans believed it was neatly trimmed. Unable to settle this beardy debate, they set sail to find a new land where they could believe Jesus to have any length beard they wished.
As they began exploring this new land the pilgrims came upon a strange people who wore animal skins and cried at any sign of litter. The head pilgrim, Larry Pilgrimson, made first contact. He declared these people to be Indians. The natives disputed this but after Larry showed them his Ye Olde Apple Maps they agreed that they were, in fact, in India.
The pilgrims and the indians became fast friends and shared their knowledge. The indians taught the pilgrims how to hunt, farm, and make clothing. The pilgrims taught the indians about bearded Jesus and why they put buckles on everything.
To celebrate their new friendship they planned an epic feast. The indians prepared their finest maize. They filled cornucopias with delicious ripe fruits. They made special buffalo stew and cornbread.
The pilgrims deep fried a turkey and then shoved a duck in it.
They declared this to be a meal for giving thanks. And it was good.
And the pilgrims and indians lived happily ever after.
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i wanna buy some girl scout cookies
What. The. Fuck.
So basically what I’m getting from this guy is I should buy as many boxes as I can afford
because being taught to be an individual, being a feminist, or even just being an independent woman who can think and take care of herself OBVIOUSLY leads to “lesbianism”.
Men who have this bizarre deep-set terror of women thinking for themselves/not needing men for anything but platonic interaction are really fuckin sad
"Be prepared … lesbians" cracks me up
See, shit like this cracks me up because anyone who knows anything about Girl Scouts knows that the presence of a girl’s religion is something that’s not only allowed but encouraged, as is not identifying with a religion. Hell, our promise goes as follows:
On my honor, I will try:
To serve God* and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to live by the Girl Scout Law.
The asterisk denotes an option (it’s not included on the promise on the site link but in all of the paperwork I’ve received there’s an asterisk so trust me on this). You’re not required to say “God” if you don’t want to (I simply say “To serve my country” when I recite it) and individual troops and girls are encouraged to swap out the word for a different one if they choose (“Allah,” for example). To me, that’s individualism. That’s feminism. And it can incorporate religion—and here’s the most important part—if the person chooses to. How is that a bad thing?
Plus, the number of girls up at camp I had who identified as Christian was huge.
YEAH Let’s make Girl Scouts more divisive and homophobic like Boy Scouts are!
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