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gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””



Lmao wat
Apart from not understanding human speech, a large amount of animals are NOT people. Sorry, I think OP is misunderstanding what qualifies as a ‘person’. Self-awareness is essentially the rule of thumb. A few species do have this and should be treated as people. We’re now instituting new regulation around that—such as dolphins in zoos and what not.
None the less, until an animal displays understanding of the difference between pronouns, it really doesn’t matter.  And if a person knows the gender of an animal like say a dog or a housecat, they typically DO use ‘he’ or ‘she’ and if they don’t know they usually check or ask.
This suggestion goes right up there with not trodding over grass—grass is a living thing too, does that make it a person?

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

image

Lmao wat

Apart from not understanding human speech, a large amount of animals are NOT people. Sorry, I think OP is misunderstanding what qualifies as a ‘person’. Self-awareness is essentially the rule of thumb. A few species do have this and should be treated as people. We’re now instituting new regulation around that—such as dolphins in zoos and what not.

None the less, until an animal displays understanding of the difference between pronouns, it really doesn’t matter.  And if a person knows the gender of an animal like say a dog or a housecat, they typically DO use ‘he’ or ‘she’ and if they don’t know they usually check or ask.

This suggestion goes right up there with not trodding over grass—grass is a living thing too, does that make it a person?

(Source: facebook.com, via stevenfromcanada)

Dispatcher:

911, whats your emergency?

Me:

Is ya'll hiring?

deerishus:

What do you do with six limbs

This seems like something Lee would find interesting.

deerishus:

What do you do with six limbs

This seems like something Lee would find interesting.

(via stevenfromcanada)

Been a while since I posted one of these. Have a blue-haired lady for my job.

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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johnnysjetpack:

angryaccounting:

source
How to use their own tactics against them

i’ll have to remember this lol

johnnysjetpack:

angryaccounting:

source

How to use their own tactics against them

i’ll have to remember this lol

(via plebcomics)

stevenfromcanada:

dazko:

I redid that popular image floating around to be more accurate.

Isn’t funny that 4chan has the only sensible one there.

stevenfromcanada:

dazko:

I redid that popular image floating around to be more accurate.

Isn’t funny that 4chan has the only sensible one there.

(Source: iraffiruse, via eliotrose)

Anonymous asked: plebcomics isnt a social justice warrior she is an anti-sj blogger that makes anti-sj comics

Uhhh… okay? Why are you telling me this? I know plebcomics isn’t a social justice warrior.

Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.

Me: Based on what?

Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.

Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.

Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.

Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.

Him: And?

Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?

Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.

Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?

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(via sundriedstars)

Thank you OP for giving me a better method to arguing this point when I confront people for saying they don’t ‘find black women attractive’ or whatever. Hell, I would even accept someone saying they ‘hadn’t yet found a black woman attractive’ as long as they’re not just closing that door entirely for stupid reasons. It’s still kind of dumb though.

(Source: thatlupa, via eosrising)